Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Young Andy's Gumball Machine


Okay, last one. I just thought this blog needed a little color. I mean, the all-black thing is kind of depressing eh? Who's idea was that anyway?...This is the gumball machine that I made in shop class in 8th grade. My grade is still on the bottom...I got a B+(marked down for poor sanding and finish). We use it at work now for our skittles and M&M's. People here must be really bored of their work because they eat a ton of candy.

Let Me Sleep Cameradude!


Here's another one of Spitzy. Doesn't he look cute?

Bugman


This is my cellmate..I mean cube neighbor Mark. And yes...he really does always look like that! We call him 'bugman.' Whenever we see one of those mice or cockroaches scurrying through our office(which happens more often than you'd like to know), we just send 'bugman' down on his hands and knees after them.

Squinty & Pete


I'm sorry, I know this whole picture posting thing is a copout because I can't think of anything to post today, but I like it...and I really like this picture. It's a great picture of Squinty and Pete. Can you figure out how she got the nickname squinty? In their defense though, I did force them to pose for this picture in the freezing January cold with the sun shining directly in their eyes.

Stylin' Sly


...another ...Look at those effects, sweeeet! Sly never looked so good. I think he should hire me to do some work on his image. Just think of this image the nest time you see him flying down the court on his way to yet another open layup...

The Spitz Man


I haven't posted a picture of Spit in a few days, so I thought I'd rectify that situation...

Spitfire Nostalgia


And while I'm on the picture kick I thought I'd show off the sweet effects that I can create with this program on my new computing machine...well I guess it's starting to become not so new anymore. damn I need a new computer. ohhh, ahhh...black & white...pretty.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Tuesday, May 10, 2005


Rumsfeld Uses His Spidey Sense to Help the Troops

Film Review: Cool Hand Luke

Cool Hand Luke
1967
2 hrs 6 min
Starring: Paul Newman, George Kennedy
Directed by Stuart Rosenburg

Plot Outline: Luke(Paul Newman) is sent to a prison camp, where he gets a reputation as a hard man. The head of the gang hates him, and tries to break him by beating him up. It doesn't work, and he gains respect. His mother dies, and he escapes, but is caught, escapes again, and is caught again. Will the camp bosses ever break him?

This is another one of those 'classics' that everyone talks about and I felt I needed to see. I actually thought it was a pretty good flick. I always enjoy the prison films. Maybe that's because I always feel like I'm in a prison...but thats a sublject for a different post. Not to mention all the simpsons/family guy references that I finally get...the reflective sunglasses on the guard when Bart is in prison...and the family guy episode where Peter is driving the Pope past a chain gang 'Takin it off there boss.' 'Take it off there Luke.' 'Wavin at the Pope there boss.' 'Wave at the Pope there Luke' Also, I finally know where 'what we've got here is a failure to communicate' comes from! I don't know how many times my dad referenced that and I had no idea what he was talking about...okay, okay, I've strayed so I'll end it.

MarxistGopher's Rating: *******(7 of 10 stars)

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Howard Dean endorses Bernie Sanders' run for U.S. Senate

By EVAN LEHMANN,

Breaking party lines, former Gov. Howard Dean said Monday he supports Rep. Bernard Sanders' bid for the U.S. Senate, saying the Independent makes a "strong candidate."

"A victory for Bernie Sanders is a win for Democrats," Dean said in a telephone interview Monday.

Sen. James Jeffords, I-Vt., announced last month he would not seek re-election, clearing the way for what's expected to be a crowded race in fall 2006.

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10 Steps to Better Elections

Our electoral system is in tatters. Here's what we can do to fix it.
by Steven Hill

THE U.S. ELECTORAL SYSTEM is our nation's crazy aunt in the attic. Every few years she pops out and creates a scene, and everyone swears that something must be done. But as soon as election day passes, we're happy to ignore her again — at least until the next time she frustrates the will of the people.

Under a fair, equitable, and democratic system of voting, Al Gore would have been elected president in 2000, and George W. Bush would still be whacking weeds in Crawford. In 2004, even though Bush won the popular vote by some 3 million ballots, the election was still tarnished. Florida replayed its 2000 debacle with attempts to purge African-American voters from the rolls, and voters who requested absentee ballots but never received them were barred from voting in person.

There were hundreds of complaints of voting irregularities in Ohio, with voters in some black precincts waiting in lines at polling places for seven hours because of voting-machine shortages. Some voters were required to show identification, even though the demand was illegal. Approximately 92,000 ballots failed to record a vote for president, most of them on the same type of discredited punch-card systems that malfunctioned in Florida in 2000. Ohio election officials may have improperly disqualified thousands of the 155,000 provisional ballots cast. Bush won the state — and thus the presidency — by 118,000 votes.

ALTHOUGH THE UNITED STATES PRIDES ITSELF AS A beacon of democracy to the rest of the world, for the second time in a row our presidential election appeared bumbling, if not outright fraudulent. Sergio Aguayo, an election observer and political scientist at the Colegio de Mexico in Mexico City, told BusinessWeek that the partisan way our election was run "looks an awful lot like the old Mexican PRI," referring to the notoriously corrupt ruling party that dominated Mexican politics for seven decades. President Jimmy Carter, whose Carter Center monitors elections around the world, said that in Florida, "some basic international requirements for a fair election are missing."

When elections are unfair, the environment loses. While polls show that large majorities of the American public favor strong environmental protections, those aspirations are routinely frustrated by a flawed voting system. In San Diego last November, environmental write-in candidate Donna Frye won the most votes for mayor, but lost on a technicality when the clear intent of some 5,000 write-in voters was ignored. (The decision is being appealed; see "Profile,")

In Washington State, after Republican gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi claimed victory, it took a hand recount to find that more than 700 absentee votes had been ignored. When all the votes were counted, Sierra ClubÐendorsed Democrat Christine Gregoire was declared the victor by 129 votes. And as long as the winner-take-all system remains intact, the Green Party is doomed to retain the role of spoiler instead of electoral leader for environmental issues.

We don't have to quietly accept the status quo. Here are ten ways we could dramatically improve our electoral system. None is officially endorsed by the Sierra Club, but all are worthy of bipartisan consideration. Some could be implemented at county or state levels, and some are more readily achievable than others. All have the same end: to expand the franchise, and make sure that every vote is counted.

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Must-Flee TV: The G.O.P. on PBS

by Joe Conason

Conservatives have long warned us that someday the commissars of political correctness are going to take over in Washington and impose their opinions on us with our own tax dollars. What they didn’t tell us is that they would become those commissars, and that their politically correct orthodoxy would be the Republican Party line—as they are now proving at the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

With all the subtlety of an old-style Soviet bureaucrat, C.P.B. chairman Kenneth Tomlinson is extending partisan political control over public television. As a former Reader’s Digest editor and Republican appointee, Mr. Tomlinson clearly understands what he was appointed to do.

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Monday, May 09, 2005


Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Bush in 30 Years Flash Contest Winner

Many of you probably already saw this because you're MoveOn members, but if you haven't check it out. This is the winner of the Bush in 30 years flash contest about Bush's social security plan.

And the winner of the Bush in 30 Years contest is..."If it ain't broke, don't privatize it!" by Andy Menconi of San Francisco, California. Both the panel of judges and MoveOn members picked it as their favorite!

Film Review: Downfall

Downfall (Der Untergang)
2004
2 hrs. 36 min.
Directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel


Plot Outline: Traudl Junge, Hitler's secretary, tells of story of the last days of Nazi Germany in Hitler's Berlin bunker at the end of WWII.

First of all this is not a documentary, it's a drama. This was one of the best war movies I've ever seen! And as the woman in front of me said as we left the theater, "well that was disturbing." That pretty much sums up the movie. It's a distrubing look at the last days of the German high command as the Russians encircle Berlin that cover only the last week of the war in Europe. Most of the film takes place inside the bunker but there are also great scenes that show the destruction of Berlin and the effects on German civilians.

Great acting and great cinematography. The 2 1/2 hrs just flew by. I would recommend this film to everyone.

MarxistGopher's Rating: ******** (8 of 10 stars)

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Film Review: Auto Focus


Auto Focus
2002
1 hr. 46 min.
Directed by Paul Schradar
Starring: William DaFoe, Greg Kinnear

Hoogaan! If you're a Hogan's Heroes fan like I am you'll probably really enjoy this movie. It tells the story of Bob Crane, (Hogan) from the time he takes on the role of Hogan in 1965 until his murder in 1978. Crane begins to film his numerous sexual encounters with the help of his friend John Carpenter. The film focuses on this obsession and how it begins to tear Crane's life apart. Again, if you liked Hogan's Heroes or are intereted in a sensational hollywood sex scandal and unsolved murder(though the film makes its own hypothesis about the guilty party) you'll like this film...if not, you probably won't enjoy it. It's not a great piece of filmmaking, but it is an interesting story. Overall I'd say a good movie, but not a great one.

MarxistGopher's Rating: ****** (6 1/2 of 10 stars)

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Film Review: Glengarry Glen Ross

Glengarry Glen Ross is the story of the dark inner workings of real estate salesman. It reminded me a lot of Boiler Room and Wall Street, which was the main reason I thought I would enjoy it(it also got good reviews). Sadly, I found it to be a very dissapointing movie. The plot was not developed as I thought it could have been, and I found it to be fairly predictable. It is full of stars...Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey...if you're into that sort of thing. I however, am not. Its a movie that may be worth seeing simply to say that you've seen it, but I wouldn't put it at the top of your list.

MarxistGopher's Rating: *****(5 0f 10 stars)