Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Size matters

Iowa was The Biggun.

Then New Hampshire was The Biggun.

Michigan was supposed to be The Biggun but state party officials interfered and made it a wee'un.

Then Nevada and South Carolina were The Bigguns.

Florida played Michigan's game and ended up another wee'un.

Then...Super Tuesday, baby! Now that was The Biggun.

The Potomac Primary? The real Biggun!

Then Texas and Ohio were The Biggest Bigguns of all.

Until Pennsylvania came along. It wasn't just The Biggun, it was THE BIGGUN.

Now Indiana and North Carolina are The BIGGEST BIGGUNS IN ALL BIGGUNLAND.

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