Player Profile #9
John 'Combinatorics' HallPosition: Guard (2)
Hometown: Cincinnati, OH
Favorite Team: Cincinnati 'He' Bearcats
Most Embarrassing Hometown Team: The Bengals...yuck
Favorite Sport: Pickup Basketball
Favorite Cat: Misha...wait, or is it Maggie?
Favorite Activity: Taking pictures of 'forbidden' buidings on vacation, only to be thwarted on many occasions by the friendly Homeland Security officer.
Most Annoying Attribute: Always waving directions to players on the court..."No no, go through." (accompanied by a wave of the arm)
Comparable TV Character: Professor Frink...come on, he's a 'Math' grad student, who else could I compare him to. (OK, really this category should be comparible Simpsons characters, because thats the only show I'm going to reference) "After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is... Cincinnati by 200 points!? Why, you worthless hunk of junk."...."Well sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, don't touch it, but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them." -Frink
Interesting Fact: Spent an entire evening after basketball(the night of the big snow storm this winter) pushing stuck cars out of snow drifts just for FUN! An odd way to get your kicks, but hey, to each his own.
League Background: As I recall John was a Fieldhouse pickup the first year of basketball. He started playing with us there a few weeks in a row(when we had no idea who the geek with the glasses was), was added to the email list, and the rest is history...or so the story goes...
Strength: The left-handed baseline drive to the bucket...I can never stop it, and from what I see everyone else has a lot of trouble with it. (I especially like the one where Combinatorics throws it up from behind the backboard!)
Weakness: Passing off to less competent players when he could clearly just take the ball and score himself...well, I know thats not much of a weakness but its hard to find that many with John...well maybe losing or nearly breaking or breaking his glasses at least once a week.
Grades-Offense:
A Defense:
B+ Rebounding:
B+Passing:
A-Hustle:
A-Attitude:
A
Basic Math Abilities:
A
Overall Grade:
A-