I actually think that the Gophers might win, but I have a reputation to protect. I'm a pessimist. And as as pessimist, I (almost) always pick against the Gophers. That way if they win I'm happy, and if they lose I can find some solace in saying "I told you so."
be sure to keep in mind while celebrating this kind advice emailed to University students by Jerry Rinehart, our friendly Vice Provost for Student Affairs:
"To avoid trouble, be sure not to join crowds following the games- "observers" who do not respond to police instruction will be treated as rioters."
sounds like a great recipe for a lot of tear gas to me.
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YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT THE GOPHERS. TODAY THEY ARE GOING TO WIN AT LEAST AGAINST THE ND FIGHTING FEATHER PEOPLE.
MARK MY WORDS!!!
I actually think that the Gophers might win, but I have a reputation to protect. I'm a pessimist. And as as pessimist, I (almost) always pick against the Gophers. That way if they win I'm happy, and if they lose I can find some solace in saying "I told you so."
be sure to keep in mind while celebrating this kind advice emailed to University students by Jerry Rinehart, our friendly Vice Provost for Student Affairs:
"To avoid trouble, be sure not to join crowds following the games-
"observers" who do not respond to police instruction will be treated as rioters."
sounds like a great recipe for a lot of tear gas to me.
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