Personal Profile #4 "Adam"

Adam Jacobson

Nicknames: Damn, he has none...maybe G-Dog.
Years Known: 12 (Since Jr. High at Hosterman)
Car: Purple Plymouth Breeze
Car Nickname: The Purple Car
Dwelling: Lives in parents house...tee-hee
Favorite Drink: Rum and Coke
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Activity: Sleeping
Favorite Cartoon Character: Quagmire











Most Used Word: I have no idea?
World Philosophy: Sleep.....as much as possible
Origin Story: Ah, the good old days of riding the bus to school. We met at Hosterman in art class I believe, but we didn't become friends until High School. We rode the same bus to school. I'd be sitting there with my head against the window trying not to vomit and trying to think of ways to kill myself before we got to school, and Adam would always sit next to me and poke/annoy me on the way to school. I guess we became good friends after we had Ms. Kelley's College Comp. class together. I'd always be nervously picking at my fingers and then bleeding almost every day...."You're bleeding again?!" Nothing like a friendship founded in severe social anxiety and blood!
Pissed Me Off When: Oh, soooooooo many times! He's my best friend....so naturally he's pissed me off more than anyone!
Strangest Physical Feature: The magic dislocating shoulder
Almost died when: The Nurse made a mistake and gave him way too much morphine when they were putting his magic shoulder back in place. He passed out but lived to tell about it.
Odor Factor: 3
Likelyhood to belch and/or fart in your presence(1-10): 6

Friendship Grades:

Reliability: A (pretty damn reliable...for an Asian guy!)
Honesty: A
Conversation: B (we've had too many conversations on the phone that consisted of a series of grunts to give him an A)
Common Interests: C+ (I dont like sleeping as much as he does)
Closeness: A
Staying Power: A (12 long fucking years)

Overall Friendship Grade: A-