Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Personal Profile #2 "Jason"

















Jason Johnson


Nicknames:
JJ, Surly, Pecs, Muscles
Best Quote About Jason: "That guy is flatulent!"
Years Known:
6 (I think)
Car: You know, I don't know what kind of car he has. It's some kind of silvery thing.
Dwelling: Garden Level Apartment on St. Louis Park/Minneapolis border.
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite Food: Salami
Favorite Activity: Modeling, and shaping his body!
Favorite Sport to Watch: Football/Basketball
Favorite Sport to Play: Basketball
Favorite Cartoon Character: Spongebob Squarepants! Duh....who else?!










Origin Story:
Jason and Burt came to play basketball with us back in the old days, when we played at the Super Block in the summer. Of course, then it got ugly as I got into an argument with Burt and Jason over blocking/charging calls. Yep, they didn't play for a while after that. I ended up having a class with Burt and becoming friends with him and later Jason as they returned to basketball. Aww, isn't that special.
Pissed Me Off When: See Origin Story
Strangest Physical Feature: Chest Tatoo
Odor Factor: 5
Likelyhood to belch and/or fart in your presence(1-10): 10!
#1 Activity we've done over the years: Basketball, basketball, basketball. Outside of that, we probably just eat out a lot and burn movies. Yeah, it's prety much just sports. Playing basketball, and going to Gopher Basketball games back when we had season tickets. That all ended when Surly's car was broken into while we were at a game. I don't think he's been to a gopher basketball game since.

Friendship Grades:

Reliability: A- (I gave you the minus since you're always so busy...you've never really screwed me though)
Honesty: A (Sometimes a little too much so)
Conversation: B- (Bit of a quiet guy. Two quiet people together can create a lot of dead air)
Common Interests: B+ (Sports and politics...the big 2....and sometimes music too, Flogging Molly)
Closeness: B- (Jason doesn't really like to talk a lot about personal issues...mine or his)
Staying Power: B+ (6 years is getting to be a while)

Overall Friendship Grade: B+

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MarxistGopher said...

Jason! I can't believe you didn't comment on your own profile?!

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